Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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