the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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