Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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