Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I think I just shit out all my problems.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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