But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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