Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
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