6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Randomize
