Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
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