Can Purell be used as lube?
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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