People with herpes should wear stickers.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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