Pappa wants mamma naked
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
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