Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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