You really coming over, don't trick.
Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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