the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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