How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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