i think my mom watched the whole time
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
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