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(203): View more from Connecticut

I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.

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(702): View more from Nevada

I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.

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(702): View more from Nevada

It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay

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(303): View more from Colorado

Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.

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(252): View more from North Carolina

When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.

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