we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
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