Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I haven't been this sober since birth.
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
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