You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
I understand Curling. That high.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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