my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
Randomize
