If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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