I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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