I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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