Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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