hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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