you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
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