Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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