how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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