i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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