Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
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