My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
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