idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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