your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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