You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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