I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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