Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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