question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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