hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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