if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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