Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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