My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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