you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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