That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
soo... how was my night?
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
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