sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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