Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
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