He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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