its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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