That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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