I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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