Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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