i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Randomize
