It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
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